The Fink Tank’s annual highly scientific yet lightly documented list of the most valuable players in the Premier League is out. Notice anything?
Gun-toting, head-banging, bald-headed, Seattle-born Marcus Hahnemann is the top rated keeper. And third overall!
Better yet, the man from a trailer park in Nacogdoches, Mr. Clint Dempsey himself, ranks 21st. He is not even a goalkeeper.
Hell yeah. Don’t tread.